I went to see the highest Lama today. But I don't feel like writing about that, so I'll do this instead and then go to sleep. .___.
Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[ ] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[ ] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[it's not a secret.] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total:
Me: 1
Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[ ] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[I can't just diagnose myself like that!] Schizophrenic?
me: 1
Meganekko (Girl/Guy-with-Glasses Character)
[IF ONLY.] You have glasses.
[x] You are/can sometimes always be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[ahem. try several. .__.] You have some sort of fetish for something.
me: 3
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy/Girl)
[do I count as my own friend?] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[well, do I?] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”
[x] You swear a lot.
[I realize no one is going to answer this question.] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
me: 1? I don't know.
Boke (Dumb Guy/Girl)
[sigh.] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[yeahhh.] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[ ] You are normally very laid back and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
me: 2
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[well, I like what I know about it.] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[I want a yukata...] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook.
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
me: 1
Sexy Character (OH COME ON MAN THIS IS TOTALLY ME.)
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[x] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen (hot springs)
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[pfft. at first I thought this said 'you taste like alcohol'/in small amounts] You like the taste of alcohol.
me: 1.5
Loli/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[eeew.] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc...
[I make weird noises. does that count?] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” etc...
[I swear I'm not! D:] You are considered gullible or naive.
[pfft.] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
me: 2.5
I feel as if this was not a very good quiz. Maybe someone can improve on it. OOH. I SHOULD GO POST IT ON DA. Also, I should get me some glasses, yo.