I really liked my layout and I accidentally fucked it up and I'm not even at my home computer. Also, I lost my precious iPod. I am really upset about that. I'm still hoping I find it, though. 
Person who has my iPod: if you're reading this, please just turn it in to security or something. Seriously. That'll be great and good things will happen to you on account of how awesome you would be if you did that. Also, you'd probably get laid, and who doesn't want to get laid, am I right? Unless you are saving yourself for marriage, but I doubt it, 'cause you would have probably turned in my iPod, which you didn't, because I don't have it. Thanks for turning in my phone, though, I guess. I know you don't want that, 'cause it's kind of shitty. But seriously, dude. I want my iPod back. It doesn't take much, just be like, "I found this iPod," and then the security lady will be like, "Okay, thank you," and then I'll be like, "Did anybody turn it in yet?" and she'll be like, "Why yes, here it is!" and I will be happy and send a thousand unicorns your way. :|
Don't make a little girl cry. I'm a teenage girl. I love that iPod. I want it back!
Love, Angelica.
P.S.: If you don't return my iPod, I'll rig it to explode and then who's the winner here?