So like my mom wants me to go to church with her today. c:
Fuck that.
No, really. Church is for wankers and people who actually want to go to church. Not to say that people who want to go to church are all wankers (please note the heavy Australian accent), though some of them are, but for completely not church-related reasons. *cough*
I personally think church is a waste of time. I mean, I can understand if you want some *commence lisp* spiritual healing */lisp* or whatever and you're free to go, no one's saying church is bad for you, but why do you HAVE to go
every Sunday? I mean, people who do that either really want to get in good with
(insert name here) (though I doubt he'd care...if he existed. LOLOLiwentthere) or they are just pissy motherfuckers. Y'all are all wastin' your gas money going to church to hear some guy talk about ... stuff that won't matter in a life-or-death situation and really, if you were stuck in a basement with Chuck Norris and a priest, who would you rather have Chuck Norris save? Just saying.
If you really want salvation, stop being a dick and do good shit when you're alive. When you've accomplished that, you can go to church all you fucking want.
Oh, and I'm aware this stuff could be considered pretty offensive. Truth is: I don't care. :D
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Hi. I'm Angelica. I like Pokémon and complaining. I'm a youngster, but I freak out like a 42-year-old mother. This is just me worrying about getting into college.